// Brutally honest web feedback

YOUR
WEBSITE
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Three brutal, specific, fixable issues with your site — UX, design, structure. Named and shamed. No agency fluff. No diplomatic nonsense. Just the truth, in your inbox.

"Your hero says absolutely nothing."

— actual finding, real roast of basecamp.com (see below ↓)

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// analyzing: yoursite.com_
#1Your hero says absolutely nothing.

"Innovative solutions for tomorrow's challenges." Congratulations — you've written the most meaningless sentence in the history of the internet. Your visitor has no idea what you do, who it's for, or why they should care.

→ Replace it with one sentence: what you do, for whom, and the main benefit. Start with a verb.

#2Your CTA button is suicidal.

"Learn More" is not a call to action. It's a surrender. You're telling your visitor to do homework instead of giving them a reason to click. You're one bad headline away from a 90% bounce rate.

→ Tell them exactly what happens: "Start your free trial" or "Get the report" beats "Learn More" every single time.

#3Your visual hierarchy is a flat line.

Everything on your page is the same size, the same weight, the same importance. Your eye doesn't know where to go — so it leaves. Six different font sizes, four colors, and zero hierarchy is not design. It's noise.

→ Pick one dominant heading, one supporting size, one body size. That's it. Everything else is decoration.

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